Apparently, these people expect to be fed EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. So welcome to our Meal Planning section — the place where we attempt to get our shit together before 5:00 p.m. rolls around and somebody asks the dreaded question:

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“What do you want for dinner, babe?”

Here you’ll find our weekly meal plans, lovingly created by me and painfully contributed to by Jet. I force him to participate because he does most of the cooking during the week, and if you’re going to be running the stove, sir, you should probably know what the hell is going on.

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Usually this involves me throwing out approximately 47 dinner ideas while Jet responds with some variation of “ehhh,” “maybe,” “not really,” or my personal favorite, “whatever you want.” Which is a DAMN LIE because apparently whatever I want is not what he wants.

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Eventually, through persistence, negotiation and mild threats, a meal plan is born.

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So steal our dinners. Get inspired. Change the sides. Add more cheese.

Call takeout on Wednesday because everyone pissed you off. There are no rules here.

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Hopefully this saves you from standing in front of the refrigerator at 5:42 p.m., staring into the abyss while wondering WHY THE HELL DINNER HAS TO HAPPEN AGAIN.

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Welcome to meal planning at Coffee, Chaos & Kelly — where we may not have our lives together, but at least we have a vague idea of what’s for dinner.